2010-09-30
09:05 |
I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
09:51 |
Got a great 1/2 price deal at the Wyndham in Costa Mesa. Must be because the hotel is half disassembled. |
20:18 |
I just won 200 free wings at the Costa Mesa Hooters. And RJ nearly won a second 200. Imagine the heartburn! |
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2010-09-29
2010-09-28
2010-09-27
09:03 |
I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
10:49 |
Just exceeded 10,000 images in my portfolio on @shutterstock. That's one heck of a lot of images. http://bit.ly/d8wvNX |
13:20 |
Enjoying SJC's free WiFi & Southwest's comfy chairs with AC for my thirsty laptop. |
13:24 |
Normally I would not desecrate my iPhone. But this has me reconsidering: http://bit.ly/bpYpC4 |
17:18 |
Ensconced at the Rio. Room overlooks the pool. Sadly, it overlooks it completely. |
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2010-09-26
09:03 |
I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
20:09 |
Back from shooting at a condemned former reform school. Interesting way to spend a Saturday afternoon. |
23:09 |
Packed. Off to Vegas tomorrow afternoon to shoot a lingerie show. I'd say more, but why? |
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2010-09-25
09:04 |
I got 17 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
15:27 |
Repug Rep King claims Stephen Colbert not a sincere Conservative. Memo to Rep King: Well, duh! |
17:02 |
Shooting tonight with Shelby & Keri. A trial, but somehow I will prevail. |
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2010-09-24
09:04 |
I got 27 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
09:21 |
Filling out an employment application. What fun! Now whom do I trust to act as a reference? |
09:36 |
@womprat99 I don't want them to know the truth! I want them to hire me! |
15:03 |
@alwayscoffee Are you one of the Knights Who Say 'Ni'? That would explain the shrubbery problem. |
20:02 |
Shooting with Carlotta. We're clothed; she's not. Much better than the other way around. |
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2010-09-23
2010-09-22
07:40 |
After two phone screens, I have an in-person interview today. Hope I remember how to do this. Probably should wear pants, don't you think? |
08:07 |
RT @Rally4Sanity: Hey everyone don't forget October 30th is mid-autumn. Make sure you pack a sweater. Could be cold. [Thanks, mom.] |
09:06 |
I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
09:31 |
Did Bristol Palin really dance to Mama Told Me Not to Come? That's way too double entendre for that bunch. |
14:53 |
Back from my interview. Don't want to jinx anything, but wearing pants was definitely a good idea. |
15:24 |
Guess who's going to Washington for Jon Stewart's rally! This guy! (You can't see, but my thumbs are pointing to myself.) |
16:05 |
@scapersuse Thanks, Suse. Me too. It's a great role at a great company. |
16:23 |
@alwayscoffee Which is kind of ironic, since I prefer to imagine you without them. |
16:52 |
@alwayscoffee Really? I was just thinking a dress. Why? What did you think I meant? |
17:39 |
My copy of Tales of the Red Panda: The Android Assassins came from @decoder_ring! Read it now, or save it for one of my upcoming adventures? |
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2010-09-21
2010-09-20
05:40 |
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! http://bit.ly/ar7AJ9 @paulandstorm |
05:41 |
Having trouble choosing just the right font? This'll help: http://bit.ly/9oLSdk |
07:03 |
@Molly23 If anybody could get away with it, I bet you could. Just give 'em a grin and they'll be helpless. |
12:37 |
TP candidate Christine O'Donnell an embezzler? Batshit insane, stupid & a consummate liar usually enough for most people. http://j.mp/aTyU4n |
13:12 |
@devans00 And not frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog isn't enough of a difference from Dear Sarah? |
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2010-09-19
09:18 |
Leaving Capital City. (Yeah!). But first: breakfast. Or breakfust, as The Creamery in Palo Alto spells it. |
13:01 |
Home, with lots of #w00tstock and model pictures to edit. But not yet. Need to vegetate a while first. |
13:50 |
Via @gruber, why is this article about writing shorter emails so damn long? http://tcrn.ch/d5Ajs1 |
15:14 |
@grantimahara Now that we have Bottle BeerBot, can Draft BeerBot be far behind? We need a Draft BeerBot movement! |
17:15 |
Finally finished listening to Just a Geek by @wilw on the drive home from Capital City (yeah!). Funny, sweet, sad; great stuff. |
18:44 |
Just uploaded a few pictures from #w00tstock 2.5 to Flickr. Front row table GOOD! http://bit.ly/aDf6NT |
20:42 |
Tomorrow's Int'l Talk Like a Pirate Day, so enjoy the Captain's Wife's Lament from @paulandstorm: http://bit.ly/ar7AJ9 |
21:28 |
@cascio No worries. I think you wowed the crowd in the best possible way. #w00tstock |
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2010-09-18
00:42 |
Way too much fun at #w00tstock! And those three Newscastles didn't hurt either. |
01:26 |
Okay, time to get to bed. Off to Sacramento in the (very late) morning for a shoot with the adorable Rosa. |
10:36 |
Now I get it! Christine O'Donnell thinks Pinky & The Brain is a documentary! http://bit.ly/bPCNI4 |
10:45 |
Car's packed, and I'm off to Capital City, yeah! |
20:33 |
Good shoot. Model left a pair of shoes behind. Sadly not in my size. |
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2010-09-17
2010-09-16
14:22 |
In a battle between Christine O'Donnell and Karl Rove, who do you cheer for? http://bit.ly/aGORUp |
15:04 |
Apt turned the water off five hours ago for maintenance. Supposed to be done two hours ago. Yeah, uh huh. |
15:13 |
Apple invents the iPhone; Nokia gives us (well, me) the E62. How do they get smartphones so wrong? http://bit.ly/bWQkGa |
16:36 |
This is absolutely geektacular in a LL&P kind of way. http://bit.ly/90cWXX |
16:37 |
@Molly23 Come to think of it, money *can* buy me love. #rockretractions |
17:05 |
@Molly23 Guitar George? He's been faking those chords for years. #rockretractions |
17:09 |
This time tomorrow I'll be on my way to San Francisco for #w00tstock! |
17:56 |
To the list of things Bill O'Reilly doesn't know shit about, add Andy Griffith Show trivia. |
20:49 |
@thedaisyharris Pet his poodle? Really? |
21:05 |
@StephenAtHome Apologize for klezmer music? You just haven't heard Oy To The World by The Klezmonauts! http://bit.ly/bkzvuh |
22:46 |
Like the Osborne Effect, the razors & blades theory is pretty much a myth. http://bit.ly/cw9i6P |
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2010-09-15
09:36 |
Just dropped the car off for its regular service. Definitely autumn in the air. Will it last, or will we get a few more shots of summer? |
10:39 |
@VictoriaDahl When I hear Starvin' Marvin, I think of a strip club on Yonge Street in Toronto. Ah, memories... |
13:05 |
Steve Jobs is a ninja? That explains so much, except for Gates & Ballmer's continued existence. http://bit.ly/a6Lkdt |
13:17 |
Bill Kristol: "[DE Tea Party Senate candidate] Christine O'Donnell is no Sarah Palin." How to feel about that? http://bit.ly/c1BsUp |
15:43 |
What a story! Israel buys @Israel from a pornographer named Israel! http://bit.ly/aeyu8S |
20:37 |
Just got talked into getting a ticket for Black Pearl Sings. @SJRep, you're good. And evil. |
20:42 |
“The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can’t masturbate without lust!” Batshit, meet insane. |
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2010-09-14
2010-09-13
09:05 |
Snow globes: souvenirs... of EVIL! http://twitpic.com/2nsguq (via @CarolynCrane) |
09:36 |
@reduced Doesn't matter what happens on the Other Coast. Just have it all together when you finally bring it to the Bay Area! |
12:03 |
RT @nprscottsimon: It's illogical, I know, but Hurricane Igor just sounds a lot more threatening than Hurricane Earl- [Just a hunch?] |
12:04 |
@WendiDarlin Sedona's beautiful. May stop there on my Phoenix trip in Nov. Definitely going to Tucson. |
13:56 |
@WendiDarlin I'd do even better with you in the picture to set off the surroundings! |
17:19 |
RT @gruber: Imagine Fox News coverage if it were angry *black* men marching with signs like this: http://j.mp/d42shS [Bullets go both ways.] |
21:32 |
Watched a 30s screwball comedy in Fremont tonight with an old friend from my Sun days. May, does he look old! |
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2010-09-12
09:35 |
@MsCaliLogan What? You have wardrobe? |
11:36 |
@sandrift I'm so glad to hear you made it through okay, aside from the stress bomb. |
18:04 |
Sounds like the rally of Park51 haters couldn't even outnumber the counter-protesters. How sad is that? http://bit.ly/bEWVgr |
20:53 |
Just got an email from PayPal. They want me to verify my account to make sure it's sequre. Yep, that's how they spelled it. |
20:54 |
Now that Photoshop CS5 is out, I finally moved over from CS3 to CS4. Lazy much? |
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2010-09-11
2010-09-10
09:49 |
Sad that @wilw will miss a bunch of upcoming #w00tstock concerts, but glad 9/16 in SF isn't among them. http://bit.ly/d8Djcs |
11:05 |
Via @maddow, think it doesn't matter who you choose for President? They call it enlightened self-interest. http://bit.ly/cOpQVt |
11:41 |
Pregnant woman wearing an Athletics tee. For a second I thought it said Uterus. Seriously. |
11:42 |
RT @Shutterstock: Our own @jonoringer quoted today in a @CNet story: "Artists want to be treated with professionalism." http://shutr.bz/8s |
11:52 |
Checking out the new iPods. The Nano is so teeny! And yes, got out without buying anything. |
16:14 |
So Bush knew after all! I always had my doubts about them WMD thingies. http://j.mp/8X6ywN |
16:59 |
Tony Blair described a scene in his memoir that only happened in the movies. Just like Reagan! http://bit.ly/8XnABL |
19:18 |
By order of @wilw, @paulandstorm & @jasonfinn, I am obliged to say #drumnumnum. That is all. |
19:19 |
BTW, @jasonfinn is a Little Drummer Boy. But not *the* Little Drummer Boy. Carry on. #drumnumnum |
20:54 |
Salon writes about something called the Burger King Pizza Whopper. And I may never eat again. http://bit.ly/aojjx3 |
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2010-09-09
08:04 |
Michigan Christians lose bid to overturn Hate Crime laws on grounds it blocks their God-given right to hate. http://bit.ly/bYR74F |
11:08 |
MSFT cancels Xbox Live account for conduct violation, refuses to believe anybody lives in a place named Fort Gay. http://bit.ly/dqNVKb |
15:21 |
I just got a free preview of The Android Assassin\'s - a Red Panda Pulp novel with Pay With A Tweet! http://bit.ly/cKWE21 |
17:59 |
Lots of fury over @iStock screwing suppliers like me. But some see humor in it. Gallows humor, you might say. http://bit.ly/d0YFXG |
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2010-09-08
09:03 |
I got 5 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
09:23 |
Ryanair's CEO isn't just a cheap bastard; he's a moron who should never be allowed near an airline. http://bit.ly/aXRzXk |
14:19 |
Big news for microstockers like me. @iStock rejiggers royalties, screws nearly everybody. I'm looking at 20% reduction for 2011. Bastards. |
16:55 |
If you're a #tbbt fan, follow @simonhelberg. Rumour has it he's the real deal. Not like that @wolowizard fellow. |
17:47 |
Bathroom instructions for men and women. Explains so much. http://bit.ly/b3P5Ni |
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2010-09-07
07:07 |
Off to Napa for a little Labor Day photo adventure. |
17:37 |
Back from a long day photographically exploring Carneros part of Napa. Bottle of most excellent Chardonnay chilling. |
17:41 |
Drive home involved listening to @wilw read his book Just a Geek. Not done yet, but loving what I've heard so far. |
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2010-09-06
2010-09-05
06:48 |
Assholes in the next room started playing the radio at 6:30 in the ayem. Whatever happened to consideration for others? |
07:58 |
For everyone who fears the imposition of Shariah law, just what is it you fear? Seems pretty benign to me. http://huff.to/9kANvS |
09:05 |
I got 54 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
14:15 |
For the record, dried peaches taste way too much like apricots for my liking. |
20:26 |
RT @Decoder_Ring: Looks like we did, in fact, win a Parsec Award. http://bit.ly/cdQNUR - Cool! [Totally deserved. Congrats!] |
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2010-09-04
09:31 |
Cool websites for fictional evil corporations, modeled after real evil corporations. http://bit.ly/9ohfdg |
09:34 |
Off to shoot agricultural scenes in the Central Valley. Oh, the glamorous life of the self-unemployed photographer! |
12:51 |
Eating famous pea soup at Anderson's in Santa Nella. Not sure what the big deal is. |
15:18 |
Just stopped at Sun-Maid World Headquarters. Which is funny, since I'm not much of a raisin fan. So I got some dried peaches instead. |
16:28 |
RT @wilw: Best. Magic card. Ever. (made by @slipstream0) http://twitpic.com/2kx22z #PAX [WHEATON!] #tbbt |
16:40 |
What really happened to AZ Gov Brewer during the debate: http://huff.to/ddU101 |
18:10 |
The 4 Levels of Social Entrapment. Explains everything I've failed to understand all these decades... http://bit.ly/9HmJFA |
18:15 |
Facebook's latest security verification had me identify FB friends from their photos. Easy, except for people w/cartoons in their profiles. |
18:16 |
Another reason, BTW, to reject friend requests from people you don't know in meatspace. |
18:29 |
@paulandstorm And? Did you pass? |
19:20 |
Empty restaurant with For Lease sign on a street called Prosperity. That's what they call irony. |
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2010-09-03
07:53 |
Beautiful morning in Santa Rosa. Think I'll explore for a while. |
13:19 |
“Governor [Christie], stick to the truth, there’s a videotape.” Oopsy. http://bit.ly/97GNWV |
14:18 |
Most excellent point by point takedown of NOM's attack on Prop 8 verdict. http://bit.ly/9nnP7c |
16:29 |
DE Tea Party Senate candidate is opposed to masturbation. But she still qualifies as a whack job, right? http://bit.ly/bEK2Vi |
17:06 |
@scapersuse Knock 'em dead, Suse! |
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2010-09-02
09:43 |
Heading to the North Bay today to shoot with a new model. Gonna be fun. |
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2010-09-01
06:43 |
@JustaSunGod Was anyone not bad in Lost in Space? That movie sucked more than the suckiest of sucky things. |
06:44 |
Deus ex machina! #fakeHarryPotterSpells |
07:00 |
@JustaSunGod True enough. What I remember was how angry everyone acted. So unlike the TV series. |
07:33 |
Unspeakably cool: a multimedia music video customized to your childhood. http://bit.ly/bO0311 |
07:58 |
RT @oatmeal This is how I feel about buying apps - The Oatmeal http://bit.ly/bDZ9Kq [It's funny because it's true.] |
08:32 |
I wasn't a big Disney fan as a kid, and I can't imagine this would have changed my mind. Quite the reverse, actually. http://n.pr/9KdzCK |
08:41 |
Advice From a Cartoon Princess: Belle on the pleasures of bestiality. http://bit.ly/cnwu8e! |
10:49 |
Just spent an uncomfortable few minutes on the phone with my father. Age has caught up with him. Better than the alternative, though. |
14:15 |
Wow! Flash on Android is real! (Really appalling.) http://bit.ly/aPvJEJ |
15:09 |
Via @ggreenwald, how could anyone not have known or at least suspected that Iraq would be a quagmire? http://is.gd/eO3PZ |
15:21 |
Restoring Honor? 55 hours later, Glenn Beck's already making the cash register ring. http://bit.ly/cF6jlt |
15:36 |
RT @sanetv: Adorable "Chewie and Han" t-shirt by Chris Wahl: http://bit.ly/9azCHF [Must... Resist... Purchase...] |
20:04 |
Tired of taking non-crappy pictures? Here's the answer: plastic optics! http://bit.ly/dnkY1W (Click the Do Not Pull handle for a laugh.) |
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