Disorderly Content

2010-09-30

Wednesday's Tweets

09:05 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:51 Got a great 1/2 price deal at the Wyndham in Costa Mesa. Must be because the hotel is half disassembled.
20:18 I just won 200 free wings at the Costa Mesa Hooters. And RJ nearly won a second 200. Imagine the heartburn!

2010-09-29

Tuesday's Tweets

09:08 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:17 Packed and ready to leave Las Vegas. Only without the heavy drinking and death part.
14:03 Greetings from Las Vegas! (As we leave.) http://plixi.com/p/47678477

2010-09-28

Monday's Tweets

08:46 Hotel Internet blocks FTP. Which would be a real problem, except they didn't think to block Secure FTP...
09:05 I got 57 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:39 And where are *you* spending your Monday? http://plixi.com/p/47508621
13:27 @CarolynCrane Carolyn, @feliciaday is a fan? That is *so* cool.
16:48 Watching a lingerie show rehearsal is not very interesting. Can't wait to see everyone transformed. That'll be worth the wait.
17:54 Waiting for the show to begin. http://plixi.com/p/47547512

2010-09-27

Sunday's Tweets

09:03 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:49 Just exceeded 10,000 images in my portfolio on @shutterstock. That's one heck of a lot of images. http://bit.ly/d8wvNX
13:20 Enjoying SJC's free WiFi & Southwest's comfy chairs with AC for my thirsty laptop.
13:24 Normally I would not desecrate my iPhone. But this has me reconsidering: http://bit.ly/bpYpC4
17:18 Ensconced at the Rio. Room overlooks the pool. Sadly, it overlooks it completely.

2010-09-26

Saturday's Tweets

09:03 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
20:09 Back from shooting at a condemned former reform school. Interesting way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
23:09 Packed. Off to Vegas tomorrow afternoon to shoot a lingerie show. I'd say more, but why?

2010-09-25

Friday's Tweets

09:04 I got 17 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
15:27 Repug Rep King claims Stephen Colbert not a sincere Conservative. Memo to Rep King: Well, duh!
17:02 Shooting tonight with Shelby & Keri. A trial, but somehow I will prevail.

2010-09-24

Thursday's Tweets

09:04 I got 27 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:21 Filling out an employment application. What fun! Now whom do I trust to act as a reference?
09:36 @womprat99 I don't want them to know the truth! I want them to hire me!
15:03 @alwayscoffee Are you one of the Knights Who Say 'Ni'? That would explain the shrubbery problem.
20:02 Shooting with Carlotta. We're clothed; she's not. Much better than the other way around.

2010-09-23

Wednesday's Tweets

08:11 @renatojr_rj You *are* back for tomorrow night's shoot, right?
09:03 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:40 RT @Oprah: I think Jon Stewart's on to something. Rally to Restore Sanity. Would you consider going? Oct 30, 2010? [I'm there!]
11:26 RT @billamend: Yay! It's Bilbo's birthday! Take it away, Leonard... http://bit.ly/uKOU [I saw this on TV, long before I read The Hobbit.]
13:35 Nice day on the Bay. http://plixi.com/p/46548892
13:45 How's my horizon? http://plixi.com/p/46550129
18:25 Tonight's a theatre night. But first a littl
18:26 Argh! Waitress arrived just as I was typing!
19:47 In my seat at @SJRep. Go on, entertain me.

2010-09-22

Tuesday's Tweets

07:40 After two phone screens, I have an in-person interview today. Hope I remember how to do this. Probably should wear pants, don't you think?
08:07 RT @Rally4Sanity: Hey everyone don't forget October 30th is mid-autumn. Make sure you pack a sweater. Could be cold. [Thanks, mom.]
09:06 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:31 Did Bristol Palin really dance to Mama Told Me Not to Come? That's way too double entendre for that bunch.
14:53 Back from my interview. Don't want to jinx anything, but wearing pants was definitely a good idea.
15:24 Guess who's going to Washington for Jon Stewart's rally! This guy! (You can't see, but my thumbs are pointing to myself.)
16:05 @scapersuse Thanks, Suse. Me too. It's a great role at a great company.
16:23 @alwayscoffee Which is kind of ironic, since I prefer to imagine you without them.
16:52 @alwayscoffee Really? I was just thinking a dress. Why? What did you think I meant?
17:39 My copy of Tales of the Red Panda: The Android Assassins came from @decoder_ring! Read it now, or save it for one of my upcoming adventures?

2010-09-21

Monday's Tweets

09:09 I got 47 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:40 RT @paulandstorm: [S] By popular demand, it's the wheel of under-achievement rationalization! http://twitpic.com/2qdgx0 [I can *so* relate.]
14:29 Did you know that the GOP considers PricewaterhouseCoopers a small business? WTF do they consider big? http://huff.to/bqmj1d
16:23 Bad link: Explain to me again how the Dems are the party of big spending. http://bit.ly/98pwpW
16:25 @womprat99 Oops! Not sure how I screwed that one up. Here's a correct link, although Echofon doesn't like it: http://bit.ly/98pwpW
18:44 RT @CastleTV: >>> Watch Castle TONIGHT 10/9c on ABC <<< RT for chance to win Castle mug http://castletv.net/win-a-castle-mug #CastleMug

2010-09-20

Sunday's Tweets

05:40 Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! http://bit.ly/ar7AJ9 @paulandstorm
05:41 Having trouble choosing just the right font? This'll help: http://bit.ly/9oLSdk
07:03 @Molly23 If anybody could get away with it, I bet you could. Just give 'em a grin and they'll be helpless.
12:37 TP candidate Christine O'Donnell an embezzler? Batshit insane, stupid & a consummate liar usually enough for most people. http://j.mp/aTyU4n
13:12 @devans00 And not frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog isn't enough of a difference from Dear Sarah?

2010-09-19

Saturday's Tweets

09:18 Leaving Capital City. (Yeah!). But first: breakfast. Or breakfust, as The Creamery in Palo Alto spells it.
13:01 Home, with lots of #w00tstock and model pictures to edit. But not yet. Need to vegetate a while first.
13:50 Via @gruber, why is this article about writing shorter emails so damn long? http://tcrn.ch/d5Ajs1
15:14 @grantimahara Now that we have Bottle BeerBot, can Draft BeerBot be far behind? We need a Draft BeerBot movement!
17:15 Finally finished listening to Just a Geek by @wilw on the drive home from Capital City (yeah!). Funny, sweet, sad; great stuff.
18:44 Just uploaded a few pictures from #w00tstock 2.5 to Flickr. Front row table GOOD! http://bit.ly/aDf6NT
20:42 Tomorrow's Int'l Talk Like a Pirate Day, so enjoy the Captain's Wife's Lament from @paulandstorm: http://bit.ly/ar7AJ9
21:28 @cascio No worries. I think you wowed the crowd in the best possible way. #w00tstock

2010-09-18

Friday's Tweets

00:42 Way too much fun at #w00tstock! And those three Newscastles didn't hurt either.
01:26 Okay, time to get to bed. Off to Sacramento in the (very late) morning for a shoot with the adorable Rosa.
10:36 Now I get it! Christine O'Donnell thinks Pinky & The Brain is a documentary! http://bit.ly/bPCNI4
10:45 Car's packed, and I'm off to Capital City, yeah!
20:33 Good shoot. Model left a pair of shoes behind. Sadly not in my size.

2010-09-17

Thursday's Tweets

09:27 Karl Rove's momentary lapse into honesty & integrity now over. You can all relax now. http://bit.ly/c8s0c2
09:45 According to @billprady, supposed to remind you of #bigbangtheory minimarathon tonight & season premiere next Thursday. Okay, that's done.
15:12 Christine O'Donnell: Scientists have crossbred mice with fully functioning human brains. http://bit.ly/bPCNI4
15:15 Google: Where "Don't Be Evil" is a slogan. http://bit.ly/aXwWKo
17:11 Tonight's the night! http://plixi.com/p/45497192
17:14 @SuzyMassey Oh no! What did you do?
17:18 Only ten people stupid enough to be on line 1 1/4 hours before the doors open. Oh, and me #w00tstock
18:02 Saw @donttrythis come by. We waved. He waved. #w00tstock
18:06 The line grows. #w00tstock http://plixi.com/p/45504808
19:21 Front row center for #w00tstock. http://plixi.com/p/45515495
19:54 It's on! #w00tstock http://plixi.com/p/45520286

2010-09-16

Wednesday's Tweets

14:22 In a battle between Christine O'Donnell and Karl Rove, who do you cheer for? http://bit.ly/aGORUp
15:04 Apt turned the water off five hours ago for maintenance. Supposed to be done two hours ago. Yeah, uh huh.
15:13 Apple invents the iPhone; Nokia gives us (well, me) the E62. How do they get smartphones so wrong? http://bit.ly/bWQkGa
16:36 This is absolutely geektacular in a LL&P kind of way. http://bit.ly/90cWXX
16:37 @Molly23 Come to think of it, money *can* buy me love. #rockretractions
17:05 @Molly23 Guitar George? He's been faking those chords for years. #rockretractions
17:09 This time tomorrow I'll be on my way to San Francisco for #w00tstock!
17:56 To the list of things Bill O'Reilly doesn't know shit about, add Andy Griffith Show trivia.
20:49 @thedaisyharris Pet his poodle? Really?
21:05 @StephenAtHome Apologize for klezmer music? You just haven't heard Oy To The World by The Klezmonauts! http://bit.ly/bkzvuh
22:46 Like the Osborne Effect, the razors & blades theory is pretty much a myth. http://bit.ly/cw9i6P

2010-09-15

Tuesday's Tweets

09:36 Just dropped the car off for its regular service. Definitely autumn in the air. Will it last, or will we get a few more shots of summer?
10:39 @VictoriaDahl When I hear Starvin' Marvin, I think of a strip club on Yonge Street in Toronto. Ah, memories...
13:05 Steve Jobs is a ninja? That explains so much, except for Gates & Ballmer's continued existence. http://bit.ly/a6Lkdt
13:17 Bill Kristol: "[DE Tea Party Senate candidate] Christine O'Donnell is no Sarah Palin." How to feel about that? http://bit.ly/c1BsUp
15:43 What a story! Israel buys @Israel from a pornographer named Israel! http://bit.ly/aeyu8S
20:37 Just got talked into getting a ticket for Black Pearl Sings. @SJRep, you're good. And evil.
20:42 “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can’t masturbate without lust!” Batshit, meet insane.

2010-09-14

Monday's Tweets

10:18 Company fires employee for charging Segway at work. Court says they're way out of line. http://bit.ly/cMp48h
16:09 Best. Bumper. Stickers. Ever. http://dlvr.it/59vxB
16:17 RT @grantimahara: If you go to #w00tstock SF this week, you will see the world debut of my NEW #BeerBot. Just sayin'! http://bit.ly/w00tSF
16:20 Have a phone interview tomorrow morning. Keep a good thought.
17:30 @mariancall Animal. Gotta be.
18:03 Wired says the Web is dead. But what do they know? http://bit.ly/9TefKo
18:07 HS suspends student: red eyes = pothead. Uh, no; his dad had been murdered. http://bit.ly/aKgkbg
19:13 Something tells me there are some bitter @iStock artists out there. "You don't need money!" http://bit.ly/d0ghcf

2010-09-13

Sunday's Tweets

09:05 Snow globes: souvenirs... of EVIL! http://twitpic.com/2nsguq (via @CarolynCrane)
09:36 @reduced Doesn't matter what happens on the Other Coast. Just have it all together when you finally bring it to the Bay Area!
12:03 RT @nprscottsimon: It's illogical, I know, but Hurricane Igor just sounds a lot more threatening than Hurricane Earl- [Just a hunch?]
12:04 @WendiDarlin Sedona's beautiful. May stop there on my Phoenix trip in Nov. Definitely going to Tucson.
13:56 @WendiDarlin I'd do even better with you in the picture to set off the surroundings!
17:19 RT @gruber: Imagine Fox News coverage if it were angry *black* men marching with signs like this: http://j.mp/d42shS [Bullets go both ways.]
21:32 Watched a 30s screwball comedy in Fremont tonight with an old friend from my Sun days. May, does he look old!

2010-09-12

Saturday's Tweets

09:35 @MsCaliLogan What? You have wardrobe?
11:36 @sandrift I'm so glad to hear you made it through okay, aside from the stress bomb.
18:04 Sounds like the rally of Park51 haters couldn't even outnumber the counter-protesters. How sad is that? http://bit.ly/bEWVgr
20:53 Just got an email from PayPal. They want me to verify my account to make sure it's sequre. Yep, that's how they spelled it.
20:54 Now that Photoshop CS5 is out, I finally moved over from CS3 to CS4. Lazy much?

2010-09-11

Friday's Tweets

07:17 How different companies deal with the death of a parent. AT&T is particularly schizo/entertaining. http://bit.ly/d3ydu0
15:03 RT @macosken: I heart this ad. http://bit.ly/bAhp4c [Hee!]
16:11 MSFT celebrates Windows Phone release with funeral for BlackBerry & iPhone. Tacky? Oui. Hubristic? But of course! http://bit.ly/bUva4o

2010-09-10

Thursday's Tweets

09:49 Sad that @wilw will miss a bunch of upcoming #w00tstock concerts, but glad 9/16 in SF isn't among them. http://bit.ly/d8Djcs
11:05 Via @maddow, think it doesn't matter who you choose for President? They call it enlightened self-interest. http://bit.ly/cOpQVt
11:41 Pregnant woman wearing an Athletics tee. For a second I thought it said Uterus. Seriously.
11:42 RT @Shutterstock: Our own @jonoringer quoted today in a @CNet story: "Artists want to be treated with professionalism." http://shutr.bz/8s
11:52 Checking out the new iPods. The Nano is so teeny! And yes, got out without buying anything.
16:14 So Bush knew after all! I always had my doubts about them WMD thingies. http://j.mp/8X6ywN
16:59 Tony Blair described a scene in his memoir that only happened in the movies. Just like Reagan! http://bit.ly/8XnABL
19:18 By order of @wilw, @paulandstorm & @jasonfinn, I am obliged to say #drumnumnum. That is all.
19:19 BTW, @jasonfinn is a Little Drummer Boy. But not *the* Little Drummer Boy. Carry on. #drumnumnum
20:54 Salon writes about something called the Burger King Pizza Whopper. And I may never eat again. http://bit.ly/aojjx3

2010-09-09

Wednesday's Tweets

08:04 Michigan Christians lose bid to overturn Hate Crime laws on grounds it blocks their God-given right to hate. http://bit.ly/bYR74F
11:08 MSFT cancels Xbox Live account for conduct violation, refuses to believe anybody lives in a place named Fort Gay. http://bit.ly/dqNVKb
15:21 I just got a free preview of The Android Assassin\'s - a Red Panda Pulp novel with Pay With A Tweet! http://bit.ly/cKWE21
17:59 Lots of fury over @iStock screwing suppliers like me. But some see humor in it. Gallows humor, you might say. http://bit.ly/d0YFXG

2010-09-08

Tuesday's Tweets

09:03 I got 5 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:23 Ryanair's CEO isn't just a cheap bastard; he's a moron who should never be allowed near an airline. http://bit.ly/aXRzXk
14:19 Big news for microstockers like me. @iStock rejiggers royalties, screws nearly everybody. I'm looking at 20% reduction for 2011. Bastards.
16:55 If you're a #tbbt fan, follow @simonhelberg. Rumour has it he's the real deal. Not like that @wolowizard fellow.
17:47 Bathroom instructions for men and women. Explains so much. http://bit.ly/b3P5Ni

2010-09-07

Monday's Tweets

07:07 Off to Napa for a little Labor Day photo adventure.
17:37 Back from a long day photographically exploring Carneros part of Napa. Bottle of most excellent Chardonnay chilling.
17:41 Drive home involved listening to @wilw read his book Just a Geek. Not done yet, but loving what I've heard so far.

2010-09-06

Sunday's Tweets

05:15 With insights so deep, I'm dying to spend money on his book. Why the iPhone will be a monumental flop: http://bit.ly/cBFzKY
07:49 Via @chrismarquardt, I question this spammer's sincerity: http://twitpic.com/2lja75
09:05 I got 3 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:39 Via @ggreenwald, James Fallows thinks the Julian Assange prosecution stinks of of govt manipulation. http://is.gd/eWpQ7
12:42 Groklaw points out law firm behind Google antitrust case happen to represent MSFT. But surely that's just coincidence. http://bit.ly/9vlZqe
15:22 A world without Photoshop? Noooooooo!!! http://bit.ly/axJFDN
15:26 Wanna throw up just a little? Nicholas Cage as just about everyone in movies & real life. http://bit.ly/7eNrTe
15:32 RT @wilw: ZOMG. Want. http://twitpic.com/2lneck [Hee!]
19:43 This chocolate bark I got at Cost Plus, they put the lime in the coconut...
19:55 Now *that's* comedy! Do they do stickers for cars? http://bit.ly/bmhbFg
21:49 Someone tried to get me to join a Help put Jesus back in EVERYTHING! group on FB. They are so fscked in the head if they think I'll agree.

2010-09-05

Saturday's Tweets

06:48 Assholes in the next room started playing the radio at 6:30 in the ayem. Whatever happened to consideration for others?
07:58 For everyone who fears the imposition of Shariah law, just what is it you fear? Seems pretty benign to me. http://huff.to/9kANvS
09:05 I got 54 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:15 For the record, dried peaches taste way too much like apricots for my liking.
20:26 RT @Decoder_Ring: Looks like we did, in fact, win a Parsec Award. http://bit.ly/cdQNUR - Cool! [Totally deserved. Congrats!]

2010-09-04

Friday's Tweets

09:31 Cool websites for fictional evil corporations, modeled after real evil corporations. http://bit.ly/9ohfdg
09:34 Off to shoot agricultural scenes in the Central Valley. Oh, the glamorous life of the self-unemployed photographer!
12:51 Eating famous pea soup at Anderson's in Santa Nella. Not sure what the big deal is.
15:18 Just stopped at Sun-Maid World Headquarters. Which is funny, since I'm not much of a raisin fan. So I got some dried peaches instead.
16:28 RT @wilw: Best. Magic card. Ever. (made by @slipstream0) http://twitpic.com/2kx22z #PAX [WHEATON!] #tbbt
16:40 What really happened to AZ Gov Brewer during the debate: http://huff.to/ddU101
18:10 The 4 Levels of Social Entrapment. Explains everything I've failed to understand all these decades... http://bit.ly/9HmJFA
18:15 Facebook's latest security verification had me identify FB friends from their photos. Easy, except for people w/cartoons in their profiles.
18:16 Another reason, BTW, to reject friend requests from people you don't know in meatspace.
18:29 @paulandstorm And? Did you pass?
19:20 Empty restaurant with For Lease sign on a street called Prosperity. That's what they call irony.

2010-09-03

Thursday's Tweets

07:53 Beautiful morning in Santa Rosa. Think I'll explore for a while.
13:19 “Governor [Christie], stick to the truth, there’s a videotape.” Oopsy. http://bit.ly/97GNWV
14:18 Most excellent point by point takedown of NOM's attack on Prop 8 verdict. http://bit.ly/9nnP7c
16:29 DE Tea Party Senate candidate is opposed to masturbation. But she still qualifies as a whack job, right? http://bit.ly/bEK2Vi
17:06 @scapersuse Knock 'em dead, Suse!

2010-09-02

Wednesday's Tweets

09:43 Heading to the North Bay today to shoot with a new model. Gonna be fun.

2010-09-01

Tuesday's Tweets

06:43 @JustaSunGod Was anyone not bad in Lost in Space? That movie sucked more than the suckiest of sucky things.
06:44 Deus ex machina! #fakeHarryPotterSpells
07:00 @JustaSunGod True enough. What I remember was how angry everyone acted. So unlike the TV series.
07:33 Unspeakably cool: a multimedia music video customized to your childhood. http://bit.ly/bO0311
07:58 RT @oatmeal This is how I feel about buying apps - The Oatmeal http://bit.ly/bDZ9Kq [It's funny because it's true.]
08:32 I wasn't a big Disney fan as a kid, and I can't imagine this would have changed my mind. Quite the reverse, actually. http://n.pr/9KdzCK
08:41 Advice From a Cartoon Princess: Belle on the pleasures of bestiality. http://bit.ly/cnwu8e!
10:49 Just spent an uncomfortable few minutes on the phone with my father. Age has caught up with him. Better than the alternative, though.
14:15 Wow! Flash on Android is real! (Really appalling.) http://bit.ly/aPvJEJ
15:09 Via @ggreenwald, how could anyone not have known or at least suspected that Iraq would be a quagmire? http://is.gd/eO3PZ
15:21 Restoring Honor? 55 hours later, Glenn Beck's already making the cash register ring. http://bit.ly/cF6jlt
15:36 RT @sanetv: Adorable "Chewie and Han" t-shirt by Chris Wahl: http://bit.ly/9azCHF [Must... Resist... Purchase...]
20:04 Tired of taking non-crappy pictures? Here's the answer: plastic optics! http://bit.ly/dnkY1W (Click the Do Not Pull handle for a laugh.)